dont mess with a filipino
pinoytumblr: agieduh: A Filipino goes to a Woolworth’s grocery store in Australia . He finds cat food at special prices. He picks two-dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Filipino to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food....
Pinoy Tumblr.: Joke Time. →
Anong sabi ni 0 kay 8? Pare, baket ang sikip mo magbelt? Ano naman sabi ni 1 kay 7? Pare mahangin ba sa labas? Why is P3.70 is equals to P13.20? Trisibinti=Trisibinti Customer: Waiter! Bakit ang tagal ng order ko? Ilan ba ang cook niyo dito? Waiter: Ay, sir. Wala po kami cook dito… Pipse…
It's like a routine. I fall for you on Monday. I...
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The Knock-Knock Compilation.
Ganito na lang ang scheme para tipid sa space. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? ______. ______ who? ______. (music) Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~ Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich,...
Why is the Yakult bottle so small?
biologeek: thegeekmessenger: hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian: aagizer: By Karen Flores, abs-cbnNEWS.com | 03/12/2010 3:38 PM This is our first article from the Just Curious series, which aims to answer interesting questions that are usually taken for granted. MANILA, Philippines - If you grew up drinking Yakult, you’ve probably asked this question at least once. And you’re not alone —...
i can't fail
i can’t afford to have a 5.0 on my TOR… at this point, all i can do is pray for a miracle. once i don’t see my name on the list of BIO 120 Finalists, i should start building up plan B. :’(
Ten ways to love.
ariellejuanito: raindropsandsunspots: followandreblog: driventolive - tracesofyou - abusethesenses - whatevaah - laaadyhazel - xoxomschaaann - sincerelylana - shanellysunshine - bluntsboozebitches 1.Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18) 2.Speak without accusing. (James 1:19) 3.Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26) 4.Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1:9) 5.Answer without arguing....
Sa isang KAS 2 klase sa UPD
Prof: Sino ang mga kilala nyong european explorers?
Classmate1: Ferdinand Magellan sir.
Classmate2: Vasco de Gama
I LOVE GREY'S ANATOMY. :)
Sometimes, love can be as strong as you would decide to fight for it the moment you felt it. But sometimes, it takes time, even years, to learn to fall in love. And sometimes, it takes time to realize that you have never really fallen in love.
Pinoy Tumblr.: Puta →
Author: Mike Portez-Borromeo Minsan may isang Puta.. Tingin ng mga bobong kapitbahay ko puta daw ako. Nagpapagamit, binabayaran. Sabi nila ako daw ang pinakamaganda at pinakasikat sa aming lugar noon. Ang bango-bango ko daw, sariwa at makinis. Di ko nga alam kung sumpa ito, dahil dito naletse…